I Wish I Could Pay Someone To Bring Me Jimmy Johns.....

So, I hate people that drive minivans. They think they own the world. But they don't. I'm looking out the window of the library and I see a minivan just driving around in circles. Like a dog chasing its tail. They don't rule the world either. My dog is going deaf. And blind. She's a better dog now. It's sad to say but true. She does not bark anymore. The barking got old. Speaking of barking, my girlfriend is really getting on my case about how I can't do anything right when it comes to computers. It's not my fault Delilah hates me! Uggh, I had to get that off my chest. Anyways, so I wish I had really profound questions about sex, like Carrie from Sex and the City. I guess she was a real writer, well her author, so she would be better at writing. I am just a newbie. I feel, however, that I have written some very thought provoking things so far. Until next time, Keep on blogging fellow bloggers! Bye!